THE BANK BAILOUT SONG

 By Steven E. Maloof (TopTechsIT.com)

 April 14, 2009

 Hey, sing this to Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"

 

We got a bailout, pockets full of money

We got the last laugh and its so funny oh, oh, oh, oh

Say what you want but we got the bailout

Obama and the Fed gave us the payout oh, oh, oh ,oh


We got away, we'll never pay

Just gotta say, "Thats banks today!"

Taxpayers say, “It’s just a shame!”

Whatever it takes, they’ll get their way


We got a bailout, pockets full of money

We got control and we'll use it honey oh, oh, oh, oh

Think what you want but you’re never gonna top us

mark to market sure didn't stop us, oh, oh, oh, oh

 
All those politicians that we paid off

All those employees that we laid off oh, oh, oh, oh

All those emails Kung Fu Pandit sent out

We own the United States and there's no doubt oh, oh, oh, oh

 
We got away, we'll never pay

Just gotta say, "Thats banks today!"

Taxpayers say, “It’s just a shame!”

Whatever it takes, they’ll get their way


There are places at Vegas we go, our homes away from home

where the money flows, and nobody knows

And we can tell "little lies" like "The Banks Are All Fine!"

And the market climbs, they're all buying that line!

 
We got away, we'll never pay

Just gotta say, "Thats banks today!"

Taxpayers say, “It’s just a shame!”

Whatever it takes, they’ll get their way

 
We got away, we'll never pay

You have to say, "Thats banks today!"

Taxpayers say, “It’s just a shame!”

Whatever it takes, they’ll get their way


We got away

(We got a bailout, pockets full of money)

We'll never pay

(We got the last laugh, and its so funny)

Just gotta say "That's Banks Today!"

(We got a bailout, pockets full of money)

We got away, we'll never pay

(We got the last laugh, and its so funny)

Just gotta say, "That's Banks Today!"

 
The government's on our side, we take them for a ride

The taxpayers smile and say, they know it'll be ok

The markets are on our side, we take them for a ride

Investors smile and say, they know it'll be ok

 

 
     
 

Lyrics Copyright Steven E. Maloof 2009. All Rights Reserved.